Christmas Jokes

Why does Santa like gardening?

Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.

Who is the most famous singer at the North Pole?

Elfis Pressley

Why is it hard for Rudolph to play hide and seek?

Because his nose is so bright!

What television show called to recruit Dancer?

Dancing with the Stars

Where does Santa hang his clothes?

In the claus-et.

Who is the fastest reindeer?

It's a tie between Dasher and Blitzen.

Why did the little boy tell his sister to be quiet on Christmas Eve?

It was a Silent Night.

Why did the Environmental Protection Agency come after Santa after the reindeer took a bathroom break?

The Reindeer did not pass their emissions test.

What is Santa's favorite book?

'Twas the Night AFTER Christmas

What do snowmen do in their free time?

Chill out.

Which reindeer is a real bully to Rudolph?

Olive the Other Reindeer